Harem is another word for Hammer

We have been suffering from the Gaucho pant trend for a while now. But we saw many a sorostitute roaming campus in the ill fitting, ass hugging, jersey monstrosities. Sure they are comfy. I get it. But why not choose a skirt? More ventilation, more movement, same level of comfort.And just when I thought that the madness was over ... I spotted some Harem pants in the Marc Jacobs Ready to Wear Spring 2007 collection. There are several different designs of harem pants making there debut, that's right multiple harem pants. Feel free to peruse the variety of harem pants in the collection here. But here are some of the stand outs.

But I just chalked it up to Marc being Marc. I didn't expect people to be running out and buying all the Marc Jacobs harem pants. As far as pants go I figured most people wanted something a bit more flattering. Something that didn't eat your legs and make even the skinniest model look fat while wearing them.

And then ... oh the horror ... Topshop has really gone and done it.
The page is titled "Can't Touch This". That's right people, they have proclaimed what we have known all along . Harem pants are really Hammer pants in disguise. Top Shop wants you to believe and I quote "Hareem trousers are the essential wardrobe staple this season". I'm guessing they mean wardrobe staple as in "your go-to easy bathroom access or extra diaper room pants". Every woman needs a pair of those.

Too Legit to Quit

Cheesus

So keeping the Jesus theme going, a youth minister in Houston thinks he found them image of Christ in a Cheeto. (insert Britney joke here) Witty youth groupers have named it Cheesus. It looks like a poodle or a lion. But I don't see Jesus. I see some dirt under one of the person's nail. Gross. You can watch video of the Cheeto and its proud owner here.
Maybe it is one of those Magic eye posters that were big in the 90's and you have to sort of blur your vision and squint to get it.
Oh wait, is it like Jesus sitting sideways and he has one really short leg? I think it is more likely Lt. Dan from Forest Gump.
What do you think it looks like?


source: Dlisted.com

like jesus from the tomb

this blog has been resurrected !

after a little winter hiatus we are back ...
more posts to follow

body guard or boob guard ?

Forget about the tights, they don't bother me. What bothers me about this picture is how it looks a lot like LiLo's bodyguard is trying to grab a big handful...

image thanks to WENN

Oh Tai, that outfit is so like 12 years ago

Seriously, where did Cher and Dionne go wrong? Did they not keep you updated on fashion trends past circa 1995? Did they not tell you that yes even though the 80's can be hip thou shalt not wear over the knee platform stripper boots with your rock tee and leather jacket. And this may sound way harsh but you look way fug. Do you prefer "fashion victim" or ensembly challenged"?

Tyra Banks show - vulva puppet NSFW

Lucky for me I had Monday off and got to catch a very special episode of the Tyra Show entitled "What's Up With Down There". You got it people, a whole hour of Tyra taking about lady bits. Just what you have always wanted. Do not watch this video if talking about anatomy freaks you out but if you happen to be in the 87% or so of women who could not correctly label your labia, the Vagina/Vulva puppet is just the kind of learning tool that will scar you for life.

ok people ...

It has been a while since our last post ... I admit
so now back from vacation, I give you this :
Thanks TMZ.com for the first good chuckle I've had all day.