Cheesus

So keeping the Jesus theme going, a youth minister in Houston thinks he found them image of Christ in a Cheeto. (insert Britney joke here) Witty youth groupers have named it Cheesus. It looks like a poodle or a lion. But I don't see Jesus. I see some dirt under one of the person's nail. Gross. You can watch video of the Cheeto and its proud owner here.
Maybe it is one of those Magic eye posters that were big in the 90's and you have to sort of blur your vision and squint to get it.
Oh wait, is it like Jesus sitting sideways and he has one really short leg? I think it is more likely Lt. Dan from Forest Gump.
What do you think it looks like?


source: Dlisted.com

like jesus from the tomb

this blog has been resurrected !

after a little winter hiatus we are back ...
more posts to follow

body guard or boob guard ?

Forget about the tights, they don't bother me. What bothers me about this picture is how it looks a lot like LiLo's bodyguard is trying to grab a big handful...

image thanks to WENN

Oh Tai, that outfit is so like 12 years ago

Seriously, where did Cher and Dionne go wrong? Did they not keep you updated on fashion trends past circa 1995? Did they not tell you that yes even though the 80's can be hip thou shalt not wear over the knee platform stripper boots with your rock tee and leather jacket. And this may sound way harsh but you look way fug. Do you prefer "fashion victim" or ensembly challenged"?

Tyra Banks show - vulva puppet NSFW

Lucky for me I had Monday off and got to catch a very special episode of the Tyra Show entitled "What's Up With Down There". You got it people, a whole hour of Tyra taking about lady bits. Just what you have always wanted. Do not watch this video if talking about anatomy freaks you out but if you happen to be in the 87% or so of women who could not correctly label your labia, the Vagina/Vulva puppet is just the kind of learning tool that will scar you for life.

ok people ...

It has been a while since our last post ... I admit
so now back from vacation, I give you this :
Thanks TMZ.com for the first good chuckle I've had all day.

a little goes a long way

I love Dexter. It is one of my new favorite shows. There is one small thing that distracts me though. Sometimes Dexter (played by Michael C. Hall) has blue, white, pale lips. I'm not sure what to call this phenomenon. Maybe it is the make-up department's fault. Perhaps he just has really bad circulation in his mouth?But it really reminds me of a time in middle school when I got the wrong kind of Burt's Bees. I got the lifeguard kind, with sunscreen.
But I didn't realize that when you slathered it on it would turn your lips white. People laughed, I was embarrassed and then I threw it away because scary clown wasn't really the look I was going for.

Maybe that is what Dexter is going for. He does live in Miami. I'm all for taking care of your skin, but just a dab will do ya. So lay off it for a while so I can stop focusing on your lips and start focusing on the show.

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