This is Such a Pity, Rivers... Say It Ain't So! Only In Dreams would I imagine this was the Perfect Situation for you - The Greatest Man That Ever Lived.
Maybe when We Were All on Drugs, this may have been something No Other One could wear. Maybe you ate way too many Pork and Beans, and couldn't find any pants that fit. Tell me I'm Dreamin'! Are you that Tired of Sex, that you feel the need to swaddle yourself in leopard print designed to keep you warm (perhaps on Holiday, or In The Garage). You do kind of look like a Butterfly. But please, please Getchoo some real clothes. Otherwise, Why Bother? Keep Fishin' - the fact that you are wearing a Snuggie in public is really taking your pop culture reference obsession to a new and disturbing level. Almost as bad as me writing this entire blog post in nothing but Weezer song titles, but not quite.
P.S. Thanks to the Fug Girls for the awesome picture
