a little goes a long way

I love Dexter. It is one of my new favorite shows. There is one small thing that distracts me though. Sometimes Dexter (played by Michael C. Hall) has blue, white, pale lips. I'm not sure what to call this phenomenon. Maybe it is the make-up department's fault. Perhaps he just has really bad circulation in his mouth?But it really reminds me of a time in middle school when I got the wrong kind of Burt's Bees. I got the lifeguard kind, with sunscreen.
But I didn't realize that when you slathered it on it would turn your lips white. People laughed, I was embarrassed and then I threw it away because scary clown wasn't really the look I was going for.

Maybe that is what Dexter is going for. He does live in Miami. I'm all for taking care of your skin, but just a dab will do ya. So lay off it for a while so I can stop focusing on your lips and start focusing on the show.

pictures from TV.com and Amazon.com

The Man Whose Arms Exploded

Carrot Top ... whoa... I mean holy kitchen cabinets Batman!

Maybe Simmer Down Now.
If Carrot Top doesn't take it easy, he could wind up like another infamous steroid abuser.
Greg Valentino - the man whose arms exploded.

P.S. Carrot Top your face is whacked. You should lay off the eyeliner and brow shadow as well.
P.S.S Forget why your nails are painted black. I just want to know why in the heck you have your name written on the pocket of your pants?


I can't resist. Just one more:

Britney should take notes.

Evidently Rumer Willis recently had to be deloused! But, luckily her peach fuzz-esque hair seems to be growing in quite well. And it came back blonde!!!!

You always wanted to be fair haired I'm sure. You should be happy that you didn't loose your eyebrows. However, maybe you should think about having them lightened. That way it will not look like dark bristly flesh-eating caterpillars are attacking your face.

I am glad you chose to forgo the Britney extensions BTW. It probably saved you... ten dollars.

On earth people will pay to hear you scream

After the Vigo post last week I was inspired to create a look alike of my own:

Amy Winehouse - singer songwriter or Alien - just one can kill seven. Everyone has been wondering why in the world Amy wears her hair like she does. Seriously, is it really that hard to imagine that Amy's hair is supported by a skull like this one:Mostly she comes out night. Mostly she does. I remember them teaching us about this in D.A.R.E.



Sorry Ripley, in space no one can hear you scream.

thanks PerezHilton.com for the pictures

You want to smell like what?????

So a week or so ago I spotted this ad from Tom Ford's new perfume campaign:
Whoa! I said. That is risque. It's just amazing what we can get away with in advertising these days. It is a cologne for men. But apart from being "eye catching" (and that could be a good marketing ploy) I started thinking what this told me about the fragrance. Does it smell like sweaty/oily/glistening crotch? What are they trying to say about this product? Can it be used as a pleasure device in a pinch? And that bikini wax and photo shoot must have been a pain in the a$$ (pun intended).

But then I saw this product on TMZ yesterday and the what does it smell like got a little clearerSome people must really want to smell like vag... that seems a bit odd. And what does it really smell like I wonder? And how did they capture the essence of lady bits? So many questions. Trust me you have to be 18 and up to view the site but you can visit it here.
Turns out it is not a perfume. It is an "organic" product for you to smell and enjoy. Questions answered. gross.
for an actual olfactory showdown click here

oh marc

Over the past several years I have found myself cursing you. Something along the lines of "dammit Marc Jacobs why do you have such cute stuff". I also find myself wishing you could adopt us and clothe us for the rest of our lives, or as long as we still look good in your clothes. However, after reviewing your Spring '08 accessories line I find myself recoiling from the monitor and wishing that it was all a bad dream.

I am baffled by the shoes. I almost think they are awesome but somehow I feel like I would end up with a broken foot or two trying to walk around in them. Some of the color combinations look better than others I admit. Surely we can assume that these were the result some sort of accident. Life with Marc would be as such- We would spend mornings bedazzling construction paper creations to wear out along with wearing our hearts on our nipples instead of our sleeves. Closer to the heart that way see?
We would have fabulous birthday parties and wear little hats. More bedazzled bugs.


Life would be re-imagined as a Dr. Suess book complete with Cindy Lou Who hair and head bobbles. And we would all get our Christmas presents and sing happy songs.

We got Marc Jacobs handbags from Santa! But then, much to our dismay, our handbags sprouted tumors which left us all horrified!


But at the end of it all we would reflect and the only expression we would be able to come up with would look something like this:

Don't get us wrong though, we would still totally take the clothes in a heartbeat.

Photos : nymag.com

Vigo, "Find me a child that I might live again" or Republican Candidate?

I'm going to half to give it to the folks over at Best Week Ever this is one of the funniest things I've seen all week. Left: 2008 Presidential candidate Fred Thompson. Right: Vigo the Carpathian villain of Ghostbusters II.
Say Fred wins in '08 and I imagine that his speech would go something like this "On a mountain of skulls, in the castle of pain, I sat on a throne of blood! What was will be! What is will be no more! Now is the season of evil! Now let's cut taxes for rich television actors and interfere with women's reproductive freedom!"

The Cheerleader is single, The people rejoice

Everyone's favorite cheerleader is single again. Us Weekly is reporting that Heroes star Hayden Panettiere and Stephen Colletti of One Tree Hill have broken up. The pair had been together for about a year. When asked where Stephen was at this past weekend's MTV Video Music Awards Hayden replied, "I don't know. In California?" Thankfully that statement was not their only evidence. Later, Panettiere said, "We are still very close friends and talk to each other frequently. We appreciate and support each other's careers." No reason was given for the split.

Let the rumor mill begin. The word is already that Hayden and Heroes costar 30 year old Milo Ventimiglia are seeing each other because sometimes they get a little "touchy". If we are just assuming based on being "touchy", does this mean that she will be linked to her Heroes dad Jack Coleman or costar Adrian Pasdar? Gee... they do look awfully close.

At only 18, maybe she should stick with a costar more of her own age...

Noah Gray-Cabey 12.

Pictures courtesy of Wireimage.com, NBC.com, and Buzznet