bad boots part 2

Oh Britney... Sometimes I feel a little bad for you. With you having to be the subject of endless discussions of your ever-surprising ignorance, or the countless ruminations on how much of a nutjob you must be. Most recently how frickin terrible your new songs are. But I do have to wonder about this relationship you are having with your boots. Those brown ones with the heels and the stripe thingy at the top. The ones you wear almost every day whether they match or not. Case in point:I'll try to not give you a hard time about this dress because at least its covering your ass despite being see-throughish? I can't really tell. But those god awful cross between a cowboy boot and some round toe chunky heeled boots are a monstrosity! The only way I can feel bad for you in these boots after this little appearance is if you have a damn good excuse! And sorry doesn't cut it:

(Sorry readers, I should have added a a$$ shot disclaimer at the beginning of this post). Perhaps you had some horrible accident and now your legs are badly scarred below the knee. Maybe you spent too much time outside barefoot and got hundreds of icky bug bites on your legs that have lasted six months. Or maybe you have some serious disfigurement going on under those boots like elephantiasis? Maybe someone put super glue in the bottom of your boots while you were sleeping and now you have to live with the boots on for the rest of your days. Did those boots cost millions of dollars, and you're just trying to get your moneys worth? I would wear them everyday too if they did, and that would also explain why you can't afford dresses with enough fabric to cover your a$$.

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