dear us weekly

Please excuse me letting this topic continue to slip by for way too long. The "Stars, They're Just Like Us" section of the magazine has always given me a chuckle. However don't you think that you are trying a little to hard? For instance"They shake out their towels!" Don't you think you are really reaching? I mean because stars don't shake out their beach towels. They fold them up and carry a gallon of sand home with them in their Mercedes and if they don't just pack it up I'm pretty sure they have a professional towel shaker to do the dirty work for them. Right? Can you really believe that stars would actually shake their beach towels... for shame!

Next week hopefully you can at least come up with something other than "they run errands" or "they buy in bulk"